"Well, it’s exactly why I don’t go out - well, I do, but I like smaller groups because you can keep a handle on things, and you don’t end up thinking, ‘How did I end up coming on this model’s tits and then killing her?’ If you stay in watching Antiques Roadshow, that kind of shit doesn’t happen."

~    Martin Freeman (via moriartea)

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um how are you so perfectwhat is thismartin freeman
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what is thisperfection that's what

I just walked into the living room to find my parents glued to the tv watching a special on Kim Kardashians marriage/divorce.

WHAT IS THISam i in the twilight zone?rod serling where are you
2nd Nov 2011✧22:263 notes
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